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By jena

Joke: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Punch line: Tooth-hurty!

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Joke: What did the light bulb say to its mother?

Punch line: I wuv you watts and watts.

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By goldenapollo1

Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Cauterize

Punch line: As in "I knew Billie Sue wud marry me the moment I cauterize". **(caught her eyes)

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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Defense

Punch line: As in "Me and my cousin Ernie was running from de law and we had to jump over defense." **(the fence)

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Joke: Why does the United States need 53 states?

Punch line: So it can be indivisible (53 is prime).

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