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Joke: A grocer puts up a sign above his turkeys, "$5 each or $20 for three."
All day long people approach him outraged by his incorrect math, "It should be $15 for three, I'll just buy them separately."
All day people come buy and just buy them separately for less after yelling at him.
After one of his employees watch this go on all day he asks him, "Are you going to fix the sign or what?"
The grocer replies, "What do I need to fix? Before I put up the sign nobody bought three turkeys."
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Joke: A church puts out a wanted ad for somebody to ring their bell each day. A man with no arms replies to the want ad. The priest asks him "How can you ring a bell with no arms?"
The man runs into the bell face first and the bell rings loud and beautifully. The priest gives him the job. One day he misses the bell though and falls to his death. The priest and several other people come to the man's side and one of them says "Who is he?"
The priest replies "I don't know. But his face sure rings a bell."
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Joke: Three men were told by God, " If you step on a duck, you shall marry the ugliest woman. However, if you do not step on a duck, you shall marry the most beautiful woman in all the land." The three men accepted. The first man stepped on a duck from not paying attention. The second man accidentally stepped on a duck in his son's room. The third man never stepped on a duck yet he was married to an ugly woman. He exclaims to God, "I have not stepped on a duck, why is my wife ugly?" Why has God given him an ugly wife?
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Joke: There are three men in a truck driving in a desert. Their names are Manners, Poo, and Shut Up.
Poo falls out of the truck but nobody notices. They finally stop at a gas station and Manners goes back to look for Poo while Shut Up waits at the station.
A policeman approaches Shut Up and asks "What's your name?" He replies "Shut Up." The policeman asks again "What's your name?!" He replies "Shut Up!" Annoyed, the policeman asks "Where are your manners?"
He replies "Gone picking up Poo."
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Joke: A grandmother gives her grandson directions, "Once you get to the building open the door with your elbows. Once you get to the elevator his the up button with your elbow. I'm on the third floor so you're going to have to his the number 3 on the elevator with your elbow. Then once you get off I'm the first to the left, just hit the doorbell with your elbow."
The grandson replies, "That sounds easy enough, but why with my elbows?"
The grandmother says, "Oh... So you're going to be open handed?"
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