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Joke: Why don't they have rehab for cars addicted to brake fluid?


Punch line: They can stop at any time.


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Joke: Where does a black bird go to when it wants to get a drink?


Punch line: A crowbar!


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Joke: Why do cups hate it when people fill them up with bevrages?


Punch line: Because they don't want to be cupholders.


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Joke: What did the football payer say to the gumball machine?


Punch line: Hey! Give me my quarterback!!


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Joke: What is the worst way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving?


Punch line: With minced... words.


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