Long Jokes

Joke: Have you heard that kangaroos can jump higher than a two-story house?

Joke: 2 guys walk on to a bar.One guy says duck. The other guy hit the bar.

Joke: What should homophones wear to protect themselves from homosexuality?

Joke: Yo mama so fat, Sam's Club was forced to stop selling things in bulk.

Joke: Why is it dangerous to tell jokes on the ice? It might 'crack' up.