Long Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.

Joke: Chuck Norris had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy, and got none.

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.

Joke: I was wondering why the baseball kept getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.