Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.

Joke: Most people use pepper to make themselves sneeze, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray.

Joke: If Chuck Norris breaks into your house you are immediately fined for trespassing.

Joke: What does an elderly man have in common with a line of rabbits walking backwards?