Long Jokes

Joke: There are only 7 oceans, thank God Chuck Norris only has to pee once every decade.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't like his stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move.

Joke: Did you hear about the man who had his penis in the Guinness Book of World Record?