Long Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when the doctor found out she had a rapidly progressing flesh eating bacteria, he told her not to worry about it.

Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.

Joke: A chemist gives a girl some carbon-14 as a present. When she asks him why he tells her "I was hoping it would help me date you."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Joke: Yo mama so stupid when she got a pc and it said type a password with 8 character she typed in "Snow White and the seven dwarfs "