Long Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?!

Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

Joke: If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply says, "Run while you still have the chance."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
I'm egg-cited to be here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!