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Joke: A little girl asked her grandpa to make a frog noise. He asked, "Why?"

She replied, "Dad says were going to Disneyland when you croak!"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!


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Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
No! You're a poo!


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Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!


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