Good Jokes

Joke: Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Joke: What do you call a zebra with no stripes?

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took a picture of some food, stamped it, and tried to use it as food stamps.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she numbered a dozen eggs 1-12, mixed the order up and called them scrambled eggs.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she saw the movie iron man, she didn't like it because it didn't show a man ironing.