Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!

Joke: A knight and his men come back to the castle after a long day. The king asks him, "How are we faring?"

The knight replies, "Sire, I have been robbing, pillaging and burning down the towns of your enemies in the north all day long."

The king shrieks, "What?! I have no enemies in the north!"

The night replies, "Oh... You do now."

Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.

Joke: Why is a lost dalmatian easily found?

Joke: What do ghosts like on their roast beef?