Good Jokes

Joke: Doctor: "Nurse, how is that little girl who swallowed ten quarters last night doing?"
Nurse: "No change yet."

Joke: Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!

Joke: If a pizza has a radius z and height a, what would its volume be?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pond trying to saver her reflection.