Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the ghost go to the bar?

Joke: If your wife and lawyer are dangling off of a cliff, what choice do you have?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your car!
My car who?
Your car who needs a tune-up! My engines knocking!

Joke: What's the worst part of buying a nice twelve year old scotch?

Joke: Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"