Good Jokes

Joke: Knock,Knock! who's there you me who no you not me i said me your suppose to say you! what! BOO! BOO WHO! im' not scared AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Joke: Chuck Norris drove across the country in a car without gas... Or an engine.

Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.

Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.