Good Jokes

Joke: A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

Joke: What do statisticians kill people with?

Joke: Why was it strange that the man was dating a vegetarian online?

Joke: What is a geometry student's favorite place?

Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.