Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd, he has an entire constellation.

Joke: Where do mice keep their boats?

Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."

Joke: Why don't mathematicians need to buy wood for their fireplace?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Roach!
Roach who?
Wrote you a letter, but you never responded!