Good Jokes

Joke: Mathematicians and rappers have a lot in common.

Joke: What kind of candy gets the giggles?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!

Joke: There is a blonde, brunette, and a red head running away from a bad guy and they decide to hide in a barn. They all quickly find hiding spots. The red head hides behind a cow, the brunette hides behind a horse, and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes.

The bad guy comes in and when he passes the cow the red head says "Moo!". When he passes the horse the brunette says "Nay!" Finally he comes to the potatoes and the blonde says "PO-TA-TOE!"

Joke: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?