Good Jokes

Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?

Joke: What's green, fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree?

Joke: Two peanuts were walking through Central Park. One was assaulted!

Joke: What tastes better than it smells?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.