Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call a dog in Stars Wars?

Joke: Minnie Mouse wants to buy a figure.What figure will she buy?

Joke: Mrs.Lane and Mr.Lane are driving in a car and they are only allowed to turn in one lane. What lane do they turn in?

Joke: In a football game the qb says shotgun. A defensive player gets his car, sits in the passenger seat, and yells shotgun. The qb says shotgun again. The defensive player gets a shotgun and shoots. The qb says hut and the defensive player brings a hut. The qb asks what are you doing? The defensive player says what you asked.

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.