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Joke: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Punch line: Pumpkin pi!
Joke: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Punch line: Tinselitis.
Joke: What is carbon-14's favorite video game?
Punch line: Half-life!
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Joke: Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject?
Punch line: It's just average.
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Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?
Punch line: He didn't want to get a differential operator. If he did he would disappear.
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