Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sea World to get baptized.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Joke: A blonde girl takes her goldfish to the vet and tells the vet "I think my goldfish is having seizures."

The vet looks into the bowl, "Looks fine to me."

The girl snaps back at him, "Hold on! Let me get him out of his bowl first!"

Joke: A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says "Aw, honey. You said you didn't want to have kids."

He responds "I know. Let's see them get in now."