Good Jokes

Joke: One day, a mathematician decides he wants to be a firefighter. So he quits his job and applies to be a firefighter. But the chief doesn't think he is qualified so he gives him a test. He takes him to the alley and sets a dumpster on fire. He asks the mathematician, "What do you do?" The mathematician immediately grabs a hose and puts out the fire.

The chief then asks him, "Now that the fire is out, what do you do?"

Stumped, the mathematician thinks for a minute and says "I can reduce this problem into a problem with known solutions." With this he pulls out a match and sets the dumpster on fire.

Joke: Yo mama's so dumb, she returned doughnuts because they had holes in them.

Joke: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Joke: Knock knock!
Come in!
You ruined the joke!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goliath!
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you lookith tired!