Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?

Joke: What is Labor Day?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Open the door so I can bite you!

Joke: Where did the horse live?

Joke: Little Timmy asked his dad "Where do people come from?"

His dad replied "Adam and Eve were the first people and they had children. Then their children had children and so on."

Later Timmy asked his mom the same question and she said "We evolved from monkeys."

Timmy went to his father and asked him why he lied and told him what his mother had said. His dad replied "Your mom was talking about her side of the family."