Good Jokes

Joke: Did you hear that the man who invented the Hokey Pokey died? They couldn't get him into the coffin because they put his left leg in, and then his left leg out. Then they put his left leg in and they shook him all about!

Joke: What did the foot say to his wife?

Joke: What do firemen put in their soup?

Joke: A police officer was interviewing a bank teller after they had been robbed 3 days in a row. The officer asked "What did he look like?"

The teller responded "He looked better every time he came here."

Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?