Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Euripides!
Euripides who?
Euripides pants and I'm gonna be mad!

Joke: Chemist: You must be exothermic because I'm feeling how hot you are.
Girl: I think you're just endothermic, it's taking all of my energy to just look at you.

Joke: Even if Chuck Norris got a sex change, he would still be the man.

Joke: Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yell to her, "Hey lady, can you move that wire off of the sidewalk for us!"

She picks it up and moves it from the sidewalk. The second electrician says, "I told you it wasn't live."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.