Good Jokes

Joke: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Joke: A priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"

The dying man said nothing.

The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."

Joke: Why was the tomato blushing?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who who who who who, how long do I have to do this? Who who who...

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team.