Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow, and they make honey.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"

Joke: A kid was in the hospital because he ate six plastic horses. The doctor described his condition as stable.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!