Good Jokes

Joke: Why do vampires have no friends?

Joke: a blind man walks into a bar...... and a table, and a stool.

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Can i knock on your door some more?

Joke: What do you get if you combine a turtle and a porcupine?

Joke: My mother always told me, 'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop in here with me?'