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Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes?


Punch line: No eye deer.


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Joke: Why are cats better at math than dogs?


Punch line: They're always talking about Mu.


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Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?


Punch line: They prefer to not drop the base.


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Joke: Why do fish swim in schools?


Punch line: Because they can't walk in school.


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Joke: A cheap man goes to a restaurant with his wife and son. When he gets in he asks the host "How are your prices?"

The host replies "Well kids eat free."

The man replies "My son is really hungry, he's going to have three plates."


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