Good Jokes

Joke: Four ladies are sitting together talking about their sons. The first one brags, "My son is is a bishop, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your excellence'."

The second lady brags, "My son is is a cardinal, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your eminence'."

The third lady brags, "My son is is the pope, every time he walks into a room people say, 'Your holiness'."

The final lady says, "My son doesn't have a title, he weighs 500 pounds and is only 5 feet tall. But every time he walks into a room everybody says, 'Oh my god!'"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your girl
Your girl who?
How many girls do you have!?

Joke: What is an owl's favorite subject?

Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, duck throw her bread!