Good Jokes

Joke: Do you wanna hear a construction joke?

Joke: An onion field is a commutative onion ring in which every nonzero onion has an inverse.

Joke: Chuck Norris is a mater of Microsoft Excel... On a typewriter.

Joke: What do you call competing podiatrists?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!