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Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?


Punch line: He was seeing spots.


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Joke: What's the best way to burn 1000 calories?


Punch line: Leave the pizza in the oven.


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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake!


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Joke: Why did the dog cross the road twice?


Punch line: He was chasing a boomerang!


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Joke: A man runs into a hospital and yells, "Help! I'm shrinking!"

One of the nurses sits the man down, "We're very busy here today sir, you're going to have to be a little patient."


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