Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.
(It's a song)

Joke: What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint?

Joke: A man is jogging down the road and he sees a boy eating a candy bar with a ton of wrappers sitting next to him. The man tells him "Kid, it isn't good for you to sit there all day eating candy bars."

The kid scowls at him and says "Hey mister, my grandpa is 98 years old and still walking around."

The jogger asks him "And he sits around eating candy all day?"

The boy replies "No, but he minds his own business."

Joke: Pavlov is sitting in a bar when another patron rings the bell to get in. He gets up and says, "I forgot to feed the dogs," and leaves.