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Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes?


Punch line: No eye deer.


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Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.


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Joke: Why did the stoplight turn red?


Punch line: You would turn red too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street.


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Joke: A mother and her son go to church and the son says "Mom, I have to go pee!"

The mom says "You shouldn't say that in church. From now on just say you have to whisper."

The next week when the boy's father takes him to church the boy says "Dad, I have to whisper."

The dad replies "Okay... Just whisper into my ear."


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Joke: What is the best way to kill a hipster?


Punch line: Drown him in the mainstream.


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