Good Jokes

Joke: Bullies shove nerds into lockers, Chuck Norris shoves bullies into nerds.

Joke: How do you get a blonde to look into the air?

Joke: What's the worst part of buying a nice twelve year old scotch?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't use Twitter, he follows everybody.

Joke: A woman goes to her lawyer and tells him, "I want to divorce my husband."

The lawyer says, "Do you have any grounds?"

She replies, "Yes, we have a few acres. But there's nothing valuable on it."

He says, "That's not what I meant, do you have a grudge?"

She replies, "Yes, that's where I park my car."

The lawyer becomes angry at this point, "Why do you want a divorce?!"

She replies, "We have trouble communicating."