Good Jokes

Joke: What is the worst part of waiting in line at the knife museum?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Woah, I didn't know you could yodel!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the sofa!

Joke: A little girl is digging a hole in her yard. Her neighbor looks over the fence and asks her what she's doing. She tells him, "I'm burying my goldfish."

The neighbor replies, "That's a mighty big hole for a little goldfish."

The little girl smiles at him and says, "Not if he's inside your cat."

Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?