20 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Chemist: You must be exothermic because I'm feeling how hot you are.
Girl: I think you're just endothermic, it's taking all of my energy to just look at you.
16 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A truck driver is delivering some penguins to the zoo. But his truck breaks down in a dessert near the zoo. Luckily, a pickup truck soon comes by. The driver flags him down and hands him $300 saying, "Take these penguins to the zoo."
A few hours later he sees the same guy heading the opposite way with the penguins still in the back. He yells at the man, "You were supposed to take them to the zoo!"
The guy replies, "I did, but we had money left over so we're going to the movies."
33 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.
2 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why should children never watch an orchestra?
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