Good Jokes

Joke: Why was the ocean arrested?

Joke: A German guy arrives at a Polish airport and the immigration officer asks him, "Occupation?"

The German replies, "No, I'm just visiting."

Joke: What did the kidney say to the other kidney as it was failing?

Joke: How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?

Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.