Good Jokes

Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.

Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?

Joke: Chuck Norris gets his cereal from the Home Depot.

Joke: Do you want to hear a math joke?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disco!
Disco who?
Disconnected...