Good Jokes

Joke: Girl, if I could rearrange the periodic table I would put uranium and iodine together.

Joke: What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?

Joke: What kind of toilet paper do mathematicians use?

Joke: Some people can ride their bikes with no handlebars... Chuck Norris rides his handlebars with no bike.

Joke: Yo mama's so heavy, her picture fell off the wall.