Good Jokes

Joke: A guy is in a car accident and he breaks both of his legs. He calls the police and they ask him what street he is on and he says "I'm on Schlepsentle Road."

The officer says "Can you spell that sir?"

The man thinks for a while and answers "I'll crawl over to Oak."

Joke: Why was the ocean arrested?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your girl
Your girl who?
How many girls do you have!?

Joke: A chemist gives a girl some carbon-14 as a present. When she asks him why he tells her "I was hoping it would help me date you."

Joke: There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, and those who do not.