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Joke: Why did the atom go crazy when it lost a proton?


Punch line: It was out of its element.


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Joke: Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"

The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Billy.
Billy who?
Are you senile? I said Johnathon.


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Joke: What did the fan say to the other fan?


Punch line: You blow me away.


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Joke: What do you call a statistician that refuses to follow the rules?


Punch line: A standard deviant.


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