Good Jokes

Joke: Three men are sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. The nurse approaches the first one and says "Congratulations! Your wife had twins!"

The man says "That's strange, I work for the Minnesota Twins."

The nurse comes back and approaches the second man "Your wife had quadruplets sir!"

The man says "Wow! I work for Foursquare."

The last man starts to cry so the nurse asks him "What's wrong sir?"

The man replies "I work for 84 lumber!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Run Harry Potter!

Joke: Why did the man take a hammer to bed?

Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.

Joke: Why did Avogadro get arrested for hoarding animals?