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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?


Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!


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Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig with an dolphin?


Punch line: A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and the immediate withdrawal of all of your research funding.


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Joke: What did the proton say to the other proton?


Punch line: I find you repulsive.


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Joke: What do you call a secret agent compound?


Punch line: Bond, Ionic bond. Taken, not shared.


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