Good Jokes

Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

Joke: Sherlock Homes and his partner, Watson, are going camping. After a few hours of sleeping under their tent, Sherlock wakes up Watson. When Watson finally wakes up, Sherlock says "Watson, look up, what do you see?" "I see billions of millions of stars in the distant universe." Replied Watson. In respones, Sherlock says "And what can you conclude from that?" Watson begins to go deep into the theory of space, but less than three sentences in, Sherlock cuts of Watson and says "No you idiot, it means someone stole our tent."

Joke: Honestly, I don't understand why people think Chuck Norris is so great. I think-

. . . disconnected

Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!