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Joke: What kind of music do mummies like?
Punch line: Wrap.
Joke: Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?
Punch line: At forks in the road.
Joke: Why can't Martian kitties drink their milk?
Punch line: Because it's in flying saucers!
Joke: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Punch line: Sue.
Joke: What did the hat say to the scarf?
Punch line: “You hang around, and I'll go on a head."
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