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Joke: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
Punch line: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Joke: Why did the opera singer go sailing?
Punch line: Because she wanted to hit the high C’s.
Joke: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
Punch line: Because he wanted to be on time.
Joke: Why do elephants have trunks?
Punch line: Because they'd look funny with suitcases.
Joke: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Punch line: "Between you and me, something smells!"
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