Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Joke: A man and his wife are setting up their new computer. When it comes time to pick the password, he types in "my_brain" but the computer rejects it. His wife says "I told you it was too small."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Billy.
Billy who?
Are you senile? I said Johnathon.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.

Joke: What did the cake say to the candle?