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Joke: What animal talks the most?


Punch line: A yak.


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Joke: Why did the cosine make fun of the sine?


Punch line: It was an odd function.


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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?


Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).


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Joke: The captain of a pirate ship is under attack one day and he tells his first mate to bring him his red shirt. The mate asks him "Why did you want your red shirt?"

The captain replied "Never let your enemy see you bleed!"

The next day somebody spots 200 ships coming their way. The captain sighs and says "Bring me my brown pants!"


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Joke: Why were the dark ages called the dark ages?


Punch line: There were too many (k)nights!


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