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Joke: A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

Police have nothing to go on.


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Joke: A man who had spent his entire life working at a movie theater died recently. His funeral will be at 2:20, 4:15, 6:50 and 8:10.


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Joke: Teacher: Johnny, what is the definition of infinity?


Punch line: Johnny: Tonight's homework assignment.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I can say who!
I can say who who?
Do you always have to one up me?


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Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"

He throws it up again, "Strike two!"

He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"

He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"


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